haunus 

A rump, the rear end, ASS

Kiss my haunus. You are a pain in the haunus.

haunus by Michael Seaver August 29, 2003

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"

Stupid Haynus Syndrome by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

Hanus 

Hanus means "beans" in ancient Greek.

- "I'm so hungry, I'd like to eat some hanus."
- "I got you covered, bro."

Hanus by jacques626 January 17, 2020

hainus 

a cooler way to state that something or rather some event is/was extremely bad.

"That was a crazy wipeout."
-"yeah, it was hainus, he tore himself a new asshole."
or
"my girlfriend dragged me out to see britany spears, the whole concert was hainus... but at least there were some hot chicks."

hainus by Adam April 24, 2005

Hanusowski

Kick-ass polish person.

Damn, she's must be a Hanusowski, being polish and pretty darn bad ass.

Hanusowski by C.Fizzle. February 28, 2010

Hanus Crime 

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.

Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.

Hanus Crime by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009

Hanus Anus 

This is a term which generally describes a badly looked after rectum. A hanus anus could be poorly wiped after defication, it may have hemorrhoids or a rash. In some of the worst cases a hanus anus can smell like a repugnant mix of shit and blood.

Those who do not bath frequently or have problems identifying what constitutes a clean asshole after shitting are generally susceptible to having a Hanus Anus.

Hanus Anus by Rev. Spoons Feltchmurkin January 9, 2010