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an epic person
oh gosh oh heck that guy is such a haugnes
haugnes by mafle March 3, 2020
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haugesund 

Haugesund is a small town in Norway. they are realy lazy and stupid but they got balls and never ever gets knocked to the ground! they are some thuff mother fuckers.
"ey that guy is on fire"
"dont worry he's from Haugesund. He'll be allright"

or

"I just dropped a piano from the 72th floor on that guy over there and he is still standing!"
"dont worry he's from haugesund he'll never bother to run after you!
haugesund by kaos April 19, 2005

Haugesund Syndrome

The Haugesund Syndrome is a syndrome that can be gained while staying for a longer time in a city without the possibility of proper recreational activities. A lack of proper recreactional activities can be triggered by extended periods of bad weather as well as the physical absence of recreational facilities.
Yo, I'm really pumped to start riding bikes, but unfortunately I got the Haugesund Syndrome. What a bummer.....

haugesund 

the Haugesunder is a guy who is crazy! they got manny type errors and are kindof stupid! but they are way cool anyways! and they are like the thuffest people alive. you are not able to knock a haugesunder to the ground.
"that guy is on fire!" "dont worry. he'll be allright,he's from Haugesund"
haugesund by André April 19, 2005

hangnesia 

When your mindfuck of a hangover subsides and you decide to go out again like nothing happened.
roommate: "How are you going out tn? You were openly weeping about yr hangover 2 hours ago."
you: "Indian food and hangnesia, that was then."
hangnesia by mittchomsky April 18, 2017
1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"


Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
OMG that girl has Hangness!!

BOOO!!!” said the person with Hangness
Hangness by The Nivek March 28, 2005