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hassleful 

too much trouble for what it's worth; opposite of hassleless
Yo dogg, it's hassleful to drive 20 minutes to the Clio theater to see "The Chronic 'what?' Cles of Narnia" for my birthday.
hassleful by Chris Peach January 7, 2006
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Hässleholm

A town in Northern Scania, Sweden. 18000 inhabitants. Ljungdala is the most famous and best neighborhood!
Hässleholm
Hässleholm by N3XZMillionar December 5, 2010

Hasslebury 

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.
My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.
Hasslebury by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

hässelflaben 

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

Hasslenut 

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.
"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"
Hasslenut by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021

Hässelflaben 

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name
That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

harsefull  

someone being harsefull to another person thats full of shit
(whoever) ex. michelle saying something harsefull to someone and you can't say nothing back
harsefull by hotsouthern March 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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