Haskel is a massive rappy fat old fuck, who when sees a girl... he wants to rub them like he rubs his carpets.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
Haskel is also every gender out there. he will fuck a rubber ducky if he was asked and he will do it even if you did not ask.
Haskel's also have a constent way of giving both themselvs and their victems a constent rug burn that hurts like hell and acts like herpes.
by Haskel Wong November 25, 2019
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Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!
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Get the haskel mug.A great guy. A Haskel is everybody’s friend. Haskels get invited to parties and although not seen as the “life of the party” (a.k.a. drunk lampshade wearing asshole) typically, they are the rock of gathering and parties without them seem dreadfully incomplete. Haskels are dependable and reliable and make great friends. A Haskel rarely gets angry but if you are unlucky enough to find a way to anger a Haskel you had better not stick around.
The guy who brought that huge jar of ring pops to the party is a stellar Haskel!!!
That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.
That cool Haskel of a guy changed my oil for free.
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I was surprised to know that my friend has a Haskel Syndrome, no wonder why he flirts with four girls online all at once.
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I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
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