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hash browns 

Another term for skid marks, hash marks or Bacon strips in a pair of underwear. More of a blotting stain than a stripe. Caused more from a fart gone wet than inpropper wiping.
John's mother was worried as she continues finding hash browns in his undies.
hash browns by Crasher B May 16, 2006

Charlie Hash-browns 

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

_______

Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.

spillin' my hash browns

*Natrly knocks over Matt's hash browns*

Matt: Natrly stop spillin' my hash browns!

Natrly: Sorry!

Money Money Hash Browns 

When a huge abnormal amount of money is made off of running a small un-known buisness or off of a lemonade stand.

**Hash Browns= Potatoes not a very wealthy food to eat**

*Help Understand Definition*
So how is buisness treating you lately son?

"Great Dad I am making money money Hash Browns off of my crappy tasting lemonade!"

Hash Brown

seeing as all the other definitions are about weed,
i'd like to define it also as:

a food, made of shredded potato fried in a pan.. usually made into a triangle shape.
Commonly eaten with the tradiditonal english breakfast.
*recieves english breakfast*
"mmm.. that hash brown is looking lovely.. nice and triangular, fried to perfection"
*commences eating*
Hash Brown by LaurenMcLovinn July 6, 2010

Hash Brown

The bud thats at the bottom of the container (usualy a mixture of different strains)
Hey wanna smoke this hash brown ?
Brooo look at this fat hash brown!
Hash Brown by Midgemon May 21, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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