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Harukaitis 

An affliction of the heart in where a Man, usually prone to womanizing, gambling, overindulgence, and all around decadent behavior; suddenly discovers, right in front of his nose, the Woman of his dreams.

Harukaitis develops when this discovery is countered by her immediate rejection and his realization that she is unattainable, and that he will spend the rest of his life never having a chance.

Symptoms include: loss of sleep, mood swings, anxiety, internal struggles with jealousy, as well as periods of delusion followed by despair.

Currently there is no cure for this condition.
He hasn't had a decent night sleep since coming down with Harukaitis last year.

I wouldn't try talking with him today. His Harukaitis has been acting up recently.
Harukaitis by smtrx October 28, 2010
Smart and handsome gentlemen. Also very kind. Girls, that is the one!!
Haruya is so smart!!
Haruya by Ruruslide November 22, 2021

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026