hartmut

Guy in the mid-thirties who plays the drums and has a fetish for boot formed lighter cases. Conversations die when the lighter is used, cause everyone is amazed about his cigarette lighting skills.

"Dont hartmut me, this is important!

hartmut by iwontevertellyou February 6, 2010

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dirty Hartmut

When you're riding on a microphone while you perform a cover of "country roads" by John Denver for an audience.

Did you hear that Jessie pulled a dirty Hartmut yesterday!

I didn't even know she was capable of that.

dirty Hartmut by Björn February 26, 2022

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Related Words

hartmut • dirty Hartmut • Harmuth

Harmuth

When you receive a blowjob, and afterwards force the girl to brush teeth

"I just did a harmuth on this chick yesterday"

Harmuth by Karl skummel December 9, 2019

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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