harry hat

A British Army soldier that undergone specialist training to wear a funny coloured beret.

Look at that Harry Hat Para/Commando wanker, he wants to put those carpets down the fucking screamer.

by DOLPHUS VON LINDGREN March 13, 2014

Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011

harry hatchard

he is ok but has a huge forhead his nickname is megamindandcan go fuck himself

oiaiden ur a harry hatchard

by benderboy12345 February 13, 2020

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Hairy Hat

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

Hatboy Harry

Hatboy Harry is a person who wears a lot of cool and interesting hats. This person can be anybody, but once he get noticed he stands out.

Look at that guy, he is such a Hatboy Harry

by ripper87 February 12, 2010

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005