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harpoon the whale

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To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
harpoon the whale by The Strut October 12, 2004
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harpoon the whale

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to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
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harpoon the whale • Harpoon in the ass • Pass the harpoon • The Harpoons • The Alaskan Harpoon • man the harpoons • harpoon • harpoon ass • harpoon[gameop] • Harpoon Harry's
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