schlawng

Like schlong, but spelled correctly.

Ishmael: Kay so, I have the hugest schlawng eva.

Ashley: Yeah me too.

by Hawtyboggin March 20, 2007

hards

A vague and unknown body region that can be held by another person.

Yohannes: Can we hold hards now?

Ish: Sure, but you gotta help me find mine.

by Hawtyboggin April 12, 2007

gnard

Like nard, but a better spelling.

You suck total gnard.

by Hawtyboggin March 19, 2007

prell

1. A brand of high quality shampoo.
2. The name a highly attractive cat.

1. I was washing my hair with Prell and I died from the fumes.
2. Prell likes biting people.

by Hawtyboggin March 20, 2007