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hard nipples

When dudes get hard, their dick gets hard. When girls get hard, their nipples become hard.
Oh, daddy, you made so hard, hard nipples.. Damn..
hard nipples by damarisguhi March 8, 2018

My Nipples Are Hard 

This term is usually used when someone had just heard some good - often unexpected - news.
Dave: Guess what?
Mike: What?
Dave: When I went to get us tickets to the 'Stones gig, the girl at the ticket booth was an ex girlfriend of mine in college!
Mike: So? Big deal!
Dave: She gave us 'Platinum' grade seats and we only paid for 'Silver'! How do you like that!
Mike: That's excellent! My nipples are hard, dude!
My Nipples Are Hard by buckonz February 27, 2010

hard nipple 

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.
While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.

Hard Nipple-Tightis 

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis
Hard Nipple-Tightis by Matt January 24, 2004

hard nipple 

when your nipple is pointy and you rub it on circles.
avery: damn you have a hard nipple

sophia: that made me have a hard nipple
hard nipple by Zenón June 10, 2020

hard-nippled 

A determined female.

Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
hard-nippled by SHvapor December 11, 2015
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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