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A hard boy is like those guys who would murder you with one look. Take your moms advice and keep your heart in one piece or if you like being played or alone in bed crying you go get them hard boys, its usually a Justin, Roi, Brad, or a Zakk but they are loyal and hooot go get sooome
Jess- I want a hard boy damnnn

K- If u wanna get yr heart broken go get em girlie ;P
hard boy by K.5607 December 9, 2019
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Try hard fuck boy 

A boy whom thinks they can get any girl they please when really every girl hates him. A try hard fuck also once they get with a girl stays with them because they know they won't be able to get another girl but act as though they are inferior to them to make themselves look cooler then they already are.
Micheal is a try hard fuck boy
Try hard fuck boy by Thatsoanna December 18, 2016

Dick Hard Cow Boys 

A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
Let’s drop hospital. Fuck, wait nooo!! The Dick Hard Cow Boys are already there!!
The opposite of a Softboy but also different from a fuckboy. The Hardboy doesn't appeal to her emotions or gives mixed signals/sleeps around with different women. Instead, The Hardboy is much more straight forward, he guns for only one girl at a time but actually cares about her and may even commit to a relationship. Everything about him is Hard from playing hard to get, Hard Looks, hard swearing, to always having a hard on for you, he is the epitome of Hard. The only downfall is that he may constantly have a boner because he likes your butt too much, and make walking around with him difficult since he has to hide his hard on all the time.
Alyssa: "Ugh do Hardboys even exist? I honestly have no idea if they're even out there."
Debbie: "Yeah I agree, but basically you combine the looks of Chris Hemsworth's "Thor" with the attitude/speaking pattern of Samuel L. Jackson's "Nick Fury" and you get a Hardboy.
Hardboy by ozzy0110 March 11, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026