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Happy sex :
through-out the whole session of intercourse all involved must smile the whole way through and may only say the word happy to express how they feel at any given moment

!. :) ---> O (:
2. "haaaaaaaaappy" or "ha-ha-happy"
3. "we just par took in happy sex"

happy sex by Philis of the wirral July 6, 2008

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Hippy sex

When the person you sleep with is hairy and you enjoy it.

Person 1: ‘’I love me some hippy sex’’
Person two: ‘’what’s that?’’
Person 1: ‘’This party is full of hippies and they don’t shave (anywhere) ‘’

Hippy sex by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

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super happy fun sexy time

a time for sexual things

jack and jill went up the hill to have super happy fun sexy time, to have fun. it was fun, super, happy, and sexy. unfortunatly they rolled down the hill. and died.

super happy fun sexy time by Adriaymee January 9, 2008

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happysexual

Someone who doesn't categorize their sexual preference.

I'm not heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. I'm happysexual, whoever makes me happy.

happysexual by TheDesiredOne November 6, 2013

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Happysexcretsex

When you are secretly married and having sex alot. So much sex and love making. And he's giving you lots of gifts to keep.

I had Happysexcretsex.

Happysexcretsex by Ashly777 August 21, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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