happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

happy salmon by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006

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Happy Salmon

Putting a hand between the legs of somebody (unknown to the person) and moving your hand rapidly back and forth, touching the legs, in an attempt to freak the person out. The motion of the hand resembles a fish out of water.

-"We so scared that girl with the happy salmon we just pulled. She keeps her back to the wall at all times now. Hahaha!!!"

Happy Salmon by IrrelephantElelphant March 28, 2010

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happy salmon

A salmon that is between a toasted bun. Vegetables are usually included, mayonnaise is a must.

Who's a happy salmon?

You're a happy salmon for eating the happy salmon sandwich!

happy salmon by Phishermansonski August 7, 2008

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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