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Hannaford 

To insult someome to their face, gossip about them behind their back, publish lies about them on facebook and then send their girlfriend an insulting message the next day.
"Dude, Graham totally Hannforded me last nite".
"He gave you a Hannaford? So I guess you too aren't friends anymore? That's a horrible thing to do to a friend. You gonna deck him?"
"No, I don't wanna lower myself to his standards."
"Good."
Hannaford by buttbungofiesta August 20, 2013

Dayton J. Hannaford 

Dayton J. Hannaford by SexSalad September 29, 2013

Leesa Hannaford 

Is to star in the hit show True blood later this year and is also recording her first Album and will be out by the start of next year
Leesa Hannaford is a new singer and actress

Hannalore 

Hannalore Is a beautiful person. She is thin has brown hair and brown eyes, Has a big heart and is very loving she forgives easily and has a very pretty smile and laugh shes funny and cool. She is so sweet and Athletic, she is independent and smart. Hannalore is someone you want to marry! you are lucky if you get to meet her. She is someone who can break you heart, she is a dreamer and will go after something she wants.
Did you see that new girl, she must be a "Hannalore"
Hannalore by Doglover48 February 5, 2012

Hansford 

American term that defines the most badass person of all time. Hansfords have extremely sexual personalities, and most people totally dig that. These supreme beings have been blessed with the ultimate "range" of sexual encounters. American, Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, you name it.....a Hansford has banged it. Hansfords are also gifted with a large penis of 10 inches or more........usually more.

***Also known as Hans***
OMG Jenna.........I totally saw a Hansford yesterday, he was walking in the store and without even asking, bent me over the graham crackers and did me right there!!! I totally digged it!!!!
Hansford by Badass Hans May 6, 2009
Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.
"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"
Hanford by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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