hanniford
hanniford by john smith October 21, 2003
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Hansford
American term that defines the most badass person of all time. Hansfords have extremely sexual personalities, and most people totally dig that. These supreme beings have been blessed with the ultimate "range" of sexual encounters. American, Chinese, Japanese, Hawaiian, you name it.....a Hansford has banged it. Hansfords are also gifted with a large penis of 10 inches or more........usually more.
***Also known as Hans***
***Also known as Hans***
OMG Jenna.........I totally saw a Hansford yesterday, he was walking in the store and without even asking, bent me over the graham crackers and did me right there!!! I totally digged it!!!!
Hansford by Badass Hans May 6, 2009
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Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.
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Hainford
Hainford is a small village along to A140 (the Cromer road) in Norfolk, England. Although it is a very pleasant little place the recent establishment of Harvest Close turns its reputation down a notch, likening it to the likes of Thorpe Marriot and the new estate of Horsford.
Despite being quite a nice place, there is practically nothing for the teenager generation to do in Hainford except the Adventure Playground (which gets a little less adventurous with every inch you gain in height) and illegally going into the private woods of the Hainford Hall Car Spares. If one could get into Hainford Hall itself this would be intriguing, for it is apparently haunted.
The only interesting things that have ever happened in Hainford was when the pub caught fire and when a car went in the car crusher at the Car Spares when it still had petrol in it. Kaboom.
Despite being quite a nice place, there is practically nothing for the teenager generation to do in Hainford except the Adventure Playground (which gets a little less adventurous with every inch you gain in height) and illegally going into the private woods of the Hainford Hall Car Spares. If one could get into Hainford Hall itself this would be intriguing, for it is apparently haunted.
The only interesting things that have ever happened in Hainford was when the pub caught fire and when a car went in the car crusher at the Car Spares when it still had petrol in it. Kaboom.
"I live in Hainford."
"Where?"
and the only thing one ever gets asked by passing cars when walking through Hainford: "Excuse me, where's Hainford Hall Car Spares?"
"Where?"
and the only thing one ever gets asked by passing cars when walking through Hainford: "Excuse me, where's Hainford Hall Car Spares?"
Hainford by I am no one. June 7, 2004
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