Hainford

Hainford is a small village along to A140 (the Cromer road) in Norfolk, England. Although it is a very pleasant little place the recent establishment of Harvest Close turns its reputation down a notch, likening it to the likes of Thorpe Marriot and the new estate of Horsford.

Despite being quite a nice place, there is practically nothing for the teenager generation to do in Hainford except the Adventure Playground (which gets a little less adventurous with every inch you gain in height) and illegally going into the private woods of the Hainford Hall Car Spares. If one could get into Hainford Hall itself this would be intriguing, for it is apparently haunted.

The only interesting things that have ever happened in Hainford was when the pub caught fire and when a car went in the car crusher at the Car Spares when it still had petrol in it. Kaboom.

"I live in Hainford."
"Where?"

and the only thing one ever gets asked by passing cars when walking through Hainford: "Excuse me, where's Hainford Hall Car Spares?"

by I am no one. June 7, 2004

Hanford

Hanford, California is the town of lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Smells like cows and rotten eggs because of the dairies and sulfer water. Meth capital of the world.

"Dude did you see that pregnant crackhead?"
"Yeah shes from Hanford!"

by Kristie Michelle June 15, 2008

Hanford

Hanford is A Small Town In the Valley.. Where The Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs, an It has the Highest Teen pregnancy Rate In California.

"you know That Girl Lisa in Hanford is pregnant with her 4 child..."

"Damn! Really.. Ain't She Only 16?"

by Tagen June 16, 2008

Hanford Hookup

The act of performing every sexual act except actual vaginal penetration

Connor totally pulled a "Hanford Hookup" with that chick last night. Very Disappointing....

Maybe you can at least get a "Hanford Hookup" out of her.

by Wild Bill 67 December 19, 2011

Hanford

Is a place where people have nothing better to do then to hurt others and pass STD's around their group of friends like it's going out of style! Majority of people smoke weed and drink and get knocked up. The cops are not much better, they only stop people for traffic violations or pick on youngsters just to pass the time, but make no attempt to stop domestic violence, drug abusers, or child molesters. *Most crimes are not recorded for the public so the City could keep their label of being the Friendliest Town in California... which means most girls who are raped and beaten go unnoticed and never receive justice, which is why a lot of them are knocked up and become labeled as Sluts, They lose all hope and give up*

Every person in Hanford is DYING to get away but for some reason they all fall back into that hole of a city in cali

"Whoa I thought you moved away"

"Yeah I left for vacation, was pulled over for a violation, and got locked up and put on probation."

"yep that's happens A lot here in Hanford."

by Toasty, The Toast Bandit October 7, 2009

Hanford

A town in the middle of no where in California where it's actually ghetto...where everyone speaks spanish and the grown ups look like former confederates of the civil war also no one drinks the water because its polluted...there shouldnt be any reason to have gangbangers and high teen pregnancies because, there's really nothing to do in Hanford it's the equivalent to the smell of the desert in such cases and everyone is high on that hyphy shyt for some reason

James-Hey I'm from LA where you from?
Alfredo-Hanford

James-Wheres that at?
Alfredo-near Fresno
James-Where's that at?
Alfredo-close to Visalia
James-Where that at?
Alfredo-near Tulare
James-whars that?
Alfredo-its kinda close to Bakersfield
James-Hu?
Alfredo_Nevermind dude

by AJ Luis June 9, 2009

Hanford

An awesome city in Central California where fucktards who are born and raised, then leave only to bash.

Hanford sucks = I'm retarded.

by S.W.G. March 21, 2013