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hatespank
To inflict pain on one's self while practicing the art of masterbation such that it is almost like hating oneself. Similiar to hatefuck but singular.
Man, last night I got home from the strip club and I put on some porn and really hatespanked myself.
hatespank by ScottyPubes March 3, 2007
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hankypankying
having sexual intercourse with your bitch
YO DAWG!
I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.
I was caught hankypankying with my bitch, I grabbed her hair and pinned that ass towards the wall while she screamed my fucking name.
hankypankying by SwaggyDawg69420 March 3, 2014
hankahank
A new term referring to the ever growing portion of the population that is best described as a cross between trailer trash, redneck and wigger.
The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.
*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
The people of this new social class can often be seen driving to Walmart in their whip which is usually a beat up late 80's/early 90's model Ford that has a RIP Dale Earnhardt bumper sticker on it while wearing their hip hop/gangsta style clothing to go and steal the latest Carrie Underwood CD for their best friend's combo 14th birthday party/baby shower to help her take her mind of the restraining order she had to take out on the father of her unborn baby...or at least the guy she *thinks* is *probably* the father.
*note Eminem and Dale Earnhardt are their gods.
Typical conversation about hankahanks:
Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!
Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.
Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):
Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
Claire: Did you hear about what happened at Walmart? A grown woman tried to throw her baby at a teenage girl who was sleeping with her boyfriend to try and stop her from getting the last Carrie Underwood CD but the baby's "Who's My Daddy?" bling chain hit her in the face before she could release it and blinded her in both eyes!!
Claire's friend: Wow....what a hankahank.
Typical conversation between hankahanks (*note the mixed slang cultures):
Hankahank #1: Yo, dawg. Is you goin' tah Britney's howse?
Hankahank #2: Nah, fuck dat! She done me wrong, yo. 'Sides, I gotsta mow da lawn for my stepdad or he's gonna whoop my ass.
Hankahank #1: True dat! Git er' done!
Hank Spank
A very unexpected or aggressive advance or act by a person who is usually very quiet, respectful, and reserved.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
Hank Spank by Jobot15 January 30, 2010
jankspanker
Caleb loves to jerk it with his sour cream and onion pringles can up his butt. What a nasty ass jankspanker.
jankspanker by huuuyuuuzzz May 22, 2011
Hank Spank
Right before ejaculation while recieving oral sex the male
thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
thunder claps the female on both ears and pulls out and runs away!
Hank Spank by The Hamburglar Lives May 17, 2010
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