hang gliding

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.

I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

by Dick Rider 69 June 24, 2019

hang gliding

Performing sexual acts while the female is hanging from the shower rod.

Hang Gliding. The female places both hands on the shower rod and both feet on the back wall while receiving oral from the male or the male standing against the wall in between her legs having sexual intercourse.

by vapors April 16, 2014

hang gliding

dick riding , pole jocking, brown nose or in other words they are hanging on to another nigga nutz. When you agree to everything somebody else says all the time, you are hanggliding on their nuts. You have two hands on their balls, one leg down and one leg up therefore giving the appearance of a hang glider.

example:
You hang gliding all on that nigga's nuts.

by Huey Raguan March 8, 2008

Hang Gliding Over Russia

Masturbating; just with an exotic name that makes you sound like a dick.

Flab: Hey, where's Jiggy?

Cheese: Probably hang gliding over Russia.

Flab: Good call, you douchebag.

by FlabCaptain February 24, 2010

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018

Hangliding On A Friday

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

by mattaldinho April 27, 2010

Hangliding

When a woman large than her man lifts his naked body and turns him upside down, (whilst standing), and performs oral falatio on him. Can be construed as demasculinating.

Bro, Tommie came home lit af, kicked down the bedroom door, ripped off my clothes and took me hangliding until I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!

by Teajo October 17, 2020