handcomb 

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers

He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.

handcomb by igotthedefs February 21, 2009

mexican handbomb 

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.

me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

mexican handbomb by (sic) maggot 666 October 25, 2006

Handbomber

Refers to a girl who will stop at nothing to get pregnant... derived from the act of said girl "handbombing" a load of semen into herself, despite where the man intended to deposit it.

"Fuck handbombers, carefully"
"Dude, you don't wanna date that chick, she's a handbomber!"
"What? She stopped taking birth control? Man you're banging a hand bomber!"

Handbomber by uhhhhh_me August 25, 2012

Hanscomb

A man or women built like a Taiwanese Cross dresser. They are renowned for looking like old white ladies.

That old lady is so ugly he reminds me of a hanscomb

Hanscomb by ToxicPeePee January 26, 2022

peter handscomb 

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.

Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.

peter handscomb by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018