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Ben hanscom 

Ben is a sweet person that is the part of the losers club he has a kind heart and wants the best for everyone even if the best thing for them hurts him, as a child he is head over heels in love with Beverly marsh and writes her a poem, but Beverly ends up with bill in the first movie but in the second movie they get together (and in the 1990 miniseries it said they got married and had a kid) Ben as a adult has a glow up and honestly could change his last name to handsome and no one would care because it’s true he also as a adult runs a successful business, Hanscom inc that leads him to be rich
Person 1: Ben hanscom is so cute

Person 2: ikr
Ben hanscom by 🤠🤚 March 29, 2020
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hanscome 

A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.
(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!
hanscome by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

handcomb 

a)To use the hands to comb through hair when you dont have a comb on you or are so poor you can't afford one.
b)See hairtouchers
He just masturbated with the same hand he handcomb(ed) with.
handcomb by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
Hanscom means people who are transgender.
I'm feel like a Hanscom.
Hanscom by D's mama October 23, 2016

peter handscomb 

A professional sportsman who is so shit, everyone wonders how they ever got a contract playing professionally.
Whilst a sports game;
“Oh man, number 3 is such a Peter Handscomb”.
peter handscomb by Aaaahdvsmdldbd December 29, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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