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raise my hand 

1. When you think you know what should be done/take the lead in a situation or when you think that you can make the right decision.
2. When you want to vote on something.
Examples for "raise my hand"
1. -Who wants to go inside first?

-I'm raising my hand!
2. -Who did you vote for, Mark?

-I raised my hand for Trump.
raise my hand by Cyrus Dark November 6, 2017

hand raiser 

Annoying person, usually completely socially inept who can not, for the absolute life of them, keep their damn hands down in class. Usually ends in a hatred for that person.
These folk take up precious time and neurons. A detriment to society in general.
End of class is nearing.....
Prof: So "extremely simple concept, summarized in a simple, straight-forward fasion" --What Hank?

Hand raiser Hank: Well, do you actually mean "Reiteration of simple concept, repeated backverbatim , but with an emphasis at end of statement signifying a question"

Prof: Umm, yeah, thats it.

Class: Shut the FUCK UP! Keep your fuckig hand down in Lecture, No One Cares.

A mob ensues.....
hand raiser by -Ren- December 13, 2008

The Boi Hand Is Being Raised 

When you are about to boi someone for doing something boi-worthy.
Tim: "What's Obama's last name?"
Me: "THE BOI HAND IS BEING RAISED!!!!!!!!!"

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026