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hand jober 

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1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.
"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"
hand jober by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009
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hand jobber 

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Term for asian woman that preforms happy ending massages
Look at that korean in the higs heels and short skirt. She is for sure a hand jobber.
hand jobber by Pool Guy4L June 18, 2010

butt puppy hand jobber 

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it's just a good insult to call someone if you have nothing else to say or it can break an akward silence
CRICKET!CRICKET!
Dylan:butt puppy hand jobber
Family:hahahahaha
butt puppy hand jobber by Dylowned August 30, 2005

Handjobbery

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General nonsense, tomfoolery or foolishness. May have a negative connotation when used in regards to foolishness of others that you are not a part of. Can also used to describe a waste of time.
I am tired of all the handjobbery around this place!
Handjobbery by kmoiscool February 17, 2009

Handjobbery

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When a man is accosted on the street by one or more women who proceed to grab his junk while stealing his wallet or other valuables.
Dad can you send me a couple hundred dollars, I was the victim of a brutal handjobbery in Costa Rica.
Handjobbery by sandman913 September 28, 2013

Handjober 

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A person who is really good at making a black person bust a nut
JRs girlfriend is a good handjober .
Handjober by Handjober101 October 31, 2020
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