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hand fart 

The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.
Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!
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hand fart 

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.
Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!

Hand Fart 

The act of one wiping own arse with bare hand, then wiping said hand across a victim's face.
"ahh, dude.. You got a streak on my face from that hand fart!"

"I just hand farted Dan and he puked all over himself."

"Dude, your face smells like hand fart."
Hand Fart by Perm Nasty November 17, 2009

second hand fart 

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
second hand fart by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005

double hand fart 

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands
I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

Indiana Hand Fart 

When you fart in your hand and you throw it down your friends mouth.
Jim gave betes a Indiana Hand Fart and he could taste it in his tonsils.
Indiana Hand Fart by big_stroker January 16, 2021

hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.
I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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