hamwallet

1.A slang word for a vagina

Her hamwallet sure can fit alot in.
I put my ham in her hamwallet

by itsmethekidyouhate May 18, 2006

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

Ham Wallet

The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.

Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.

by lil.wayne March 8, 2019

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014

Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns December 26, 2005

Ham Wallet

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009

Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill August 23, 2008