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hamster wheel 

(adj.) of poor quality or mediocre build; can be used to describe various different things, especially internet connection
Will: "Yeah I don't think that I'll be on Xbox Live tonight."
Liam: "Why not, dude."
Will: "I can hardly join a game with my hamster wheel connection."
Liam: "That's cuz you live in the middle of nowhere dude.."
hamster wheel by Will Smithers January 1, 2011

Hamster Wheel Brain 

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
Hamster Wheel Brain by dward May 30, 2004

hamster wheel logic 

The kind of reasoning/thought process that never gets you anywhere.
I just can't figure out this boy/math/girl problem... LAWLZ MUST BE HAMSTER WHEEL LOGIC HAHA.
hamster wheel logic by Please Mum January 27, 2011

hamster-wheel brain

an instance of one's mind going over and over an issue or problem without finding a solution
I had a major case hamster-wheel brain today. I could not get organized and could not stop thinking about it.

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy 

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

Hamster wheel wealth 

Low-wage earnings requiring you to work hard to stay in the same place
She shines on the stage at night, but during the day she's chasin' that hamster wheel wealth at Mickey D's