Hammockable

The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)

"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."

"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."

by Poophead99 July 26, 2014

Hammocked

When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up!

by bikindaf July 29, 2009

Hammocking

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?

by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

Hammocking

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

hammock

A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."

Friend - How selfish.

by the master builder February 7, 2011

Hammocking

The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.

by Ninjamanbat April 4, 2016

Hammocking

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

by Dcoates80 June 9, 2018