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A spin off of the word "Homeless," but it refers to a Muslim person. Since they can't eat ham traditionally, they are to be left "hamless."
Halal meat shop owner: "look at all those hamless people lined up ready to order!"

Guy who hates Islam: "those hamless freaks are everywhere."
Hamless by liquidforeplay July 27, 2018
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A man that can not be trusted. Usually because he cheats on his girlfriend or acts shady.
Brittney: "I just saw devon cheating on his girl"
Deontae: "That nigga is hamless"
Hamless by BrOokLYN We Go HArd September 7, 2011
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A stupid way to say “homeless” like the “er mer gerd” memes but the stressed vowel lacks the rhotic element, is fronted, and unrounded to the max.

The more straightforward meaning denotes an entity (living or not) without ham.
The homeless are usually hamless, but not all hamless are homeless.

That sandwich is hamless. The halal/kosher adherent shall find it a home in his/her stomach.
hamless by 껀〮 October 23, 2024
hamlossus is nothing and everything all at once an enigma wrapped in a mystory. A nightmare? A dream? A moron? A lazy ass? perhaps all are true about the legend of HAMLOSSUS all i know he likes beer and playing guitar
trainlossus, vanlossus, tbhthblossus, ded srslossus, hamlossus
hamlossus by weedtbhtbh February 4, 2019
Harless people are fuckin rad
harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016

loud but harmless 

Quite the opposite of the popular term 'Silent but Deadly.'

Loud but Harmless is a fart that is EXTREMELY loud, but will not do any damage to your nose.
Dan: Hey guys.

Jim: Hi, *farts loudly*

Andy: Oh man, take cover!

Dan: No, Andy it's okay! There's no smell! It's a Loud but Harmless!

Andy: Oh yeah! Awesome!
loud but harmless by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008

mostly harmless 

The current (in some dimensions) passage in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which relates to the planet Earth. (The one you are on now, unless otherwise).
"They updated the entry..."
"What to?"
"Mostly Harmless."
mostly harmless by KinGAleX March 27, 2005
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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