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When you inject diet pepsi mixed with 1% chocolate milk and a little but of your nut into a big mac and then throw it at the nearest dog you see
I've been feeling a bit down lately so I think im gonna call up keaton to head over to our local McDonald's and pull off the most epic hamburber surprise but i think i'm gonna target the neighbors dog because he's been shitting on my lawn
Hamburber by TheeSteelNutt April 3, 2020
Words you can keep
I want a hamburber
Hamburber by turtle-master243 March 17, 2022
hamburber........
how to stobp,,, stop eatinmg hamburber....
hamburber: hamburber
guy: WHAT? PLEASE, JOHN, STOP SAYING HAMBURBER! PLEASE, LOOK AT ME!
hamburber: hamburber
hguyburb: pLEASE STOP NO NO NODHNOGDOHOTJGIOIFE`SZRGJTHREUWiajrsktdgiojurehjairsosrudthgjk hamburber
hamburber: hamburber
hamburber: hamburbe
hamburber by teeth spork December 24, 2022
the retarded way of saying "hamburger," seen when children inhale a shit ton of carbon monoxide
"Hey Alen, what did you have for dinner last night?"
"oh, I had a hamburber :3"
"hamburber?? HAMBURBER??? I LOVE HAMBURBER MMMMMM-MMMMMM"
hamburber by mangotang_91 May 21, 2024

Hamburger and Sprite 

A line used several times by Jhope of BTS when talking about his favourite food in America.
"Find yourself a man who loves you like Hoseok loves hamburger and sprite"

"This is MY hamburger and sprite"

chinese hamburger 

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger
Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed
chinese hamburger by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper 

The ancient chant to summoning Ronald McDonald, usually accompanied by a dance ritual.
Friend One: "Hey man, what do you want?"
Friend Two: Umm, can I get a.. .. .. hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper....."
Friend One: "DAN SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
Friend Three: "RONALD HAS HIM AGAIN!"
Friend Two: hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper.."
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