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ham flaps 

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
ham flaps by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008
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ham flap 

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
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Hamflaps 

The swagging lips of a vagina while demonstrating a sexual act of frontal cowgirl.
My girlfriend had the hamflaps out last night