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Ham Bushing 

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.
Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄
Ham Bushing by It's like that October 30, 2020

Ham Bashing 

A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
Ham Bashing by WC_WEB June 23, 2020

Ham bashing 

Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
Ham bashing by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026