Ham boned 

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

Ham boned by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

hamboned by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

hamboned by Anonymous April 14, 2003

hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

hamboned by liquid524 December 4, 2009

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

hamboned by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020