halomitosis 

A disease quikly spreading around the world. This disease makes you addicted to video gaming (not just halo). Common symptoms are lack of sleep, pretending to carry around a gun with you, threatening to shoot people with plasma guns, and calling everyone a n00b. People who suffer from halomitosis usually stay in dark rooms gaming (which leadis to their pale skin and fear of sunlight). They also hav poor social lives and are called losers.

As the Halo 3 hype grows exponentially larger, the halomitosis epidemic grows along with it. Anyone without any self control or friends hase a small chance of surviving this epidemic.

halomitosis by runningbacontree September 22, 2007

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

halitosis

When your mouth and asshole smell the same.

halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003

Halitosis

Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.

Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.

Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010

halitosis

You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.

Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis

halitosis by concerned peer May 21, 2003

halitosis

Stank nasty mouth-funk

Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts

halitosis by murcury June 5, 2003

Halitosis

Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.

My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.

Halitosis by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009