Halomiosis
Halomiosis by Sir Swipes Alot October 8, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
halotosis
Carson: "Hey guys, no one was on Live last night, what the fuck?"
Devon: "Dude, you gotta fix that halotosis you got goin on or else we will all die!"
Devon: "Dude, you gotta fix that halotosis you got goin on or else we will all die!"
halotosis by Devon Naccarato May 16, 2008
Related Words
halotosis
An afterimage type of alteration to your visual and balance processing caused by many hours staring intently at the Halo video game screen, jacked on adrenaline but barely moving your body except for your twitching fingers, navigating through dark alien-infested tunnels with a weird purplish flashlight mounted on the helmet of a wobbly android war machine that you operate via the clumsy X-Y-Z axis joystick interface...distorts your senses when walking and driving after, especially in the dark at 2am when the battle is finally put on pause...save game for later.
After dinner, he said "Slayer in Blood Gulch, or Snipers in the Power Station?" When I got up to pee, it was 2am.
"Yo dude, I gotta work tomorrow..."
"OK, but let's just clear this level and smoke another one before you go."
I had severe halotosis on the way home, with green crosshairs hovering in my field of vision...the flood was everywhere, splattering off the windshield of my Warthog as I crushed them into roadkill.
"Yo dude, I gotta work tomorrow..."
"OK, but let's just clear this level and smoke another one before you go."
I had severe halotosis on the way home, with green crosshairs hovering in my field of vision...the flood was everywhere, splattering off the windshield of my Warthog as I crushed them into roadkill.
halotosis
halotosis by Emma Chizett December 6, 2006
halomitosis
A disease quikly spreading around the world. This disease makes you addicted to video gaming (not just halo). Common symptoms are lack of sleep, pretending to carry around a gun with you, threatening to shoot people with plasma guns, and calling everyone a n00b. People who suffer from halomitosis usually stay in dark rooms gaming (which leadis to their pale skin and fear of sunlight). They also hav poor social lives and are called losers.
As the Halo 3 hype grows exponentially larger, the halomitosis epidemic grows along with it. Anyone without any self control or friends hase a small chance of surviving this epidemic.
halomitosis by runningbacontree September 22, 2007
halo3osis
its when u just got halo and noticed the the campaign is like a lil longer than gears so u go on online for like 5658 hours till you miss the school bus and realize that the game fuel taste terrible but ur just owing so much u basely just dident care and keep on playing till kidposin owns u and ur relived from ur trance.
guy 1: yo man i have terrible halo3osis and i missed school and that test.
guy 2: o man the test was easy but why did u decide to come in.
guy 1: one word kidposin
guy 2: o man the test was easy but why did u decide to come in.
guy 1: one word kidposin
halo3osis by dominic sisti January 3, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
WhimZ
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026