Halomiosis

The sickness caused in order to allow someone to stay home from work to play Halo 3.

Listen, I uh can't come into work today, I've got Halomiosis.

by Sir Swipes Alot October 8, 2007

halotosis

Noun - bad breath due to excessively playing Halo over a course of 2 - x days.

Carson: "Hey guys, no one was on Live last night, what the fuck?"
Devon: "Dude, you gotta fix that halotosis you got goin on or else we will all die!"

by Devon Naccarato May 16, 2008

halotosis

An afterimage type of alteration to your visual and balance processing caused by many hours staring intently at the Halo video game screen, jacked on adrenaline but barely moving your body except for your twitching fingers, navigating through dark alien-infested tunnels with a weird purplish flashlight mounted on the helmet of a wobbly android war machine that you operate via the clumsy X-Y-Z axis joystick interface...distorts your senses when walking and driving after, especially in the dark at 2am when the battle is finally put on pause...save game for later.

After dinner, he said "Slayer in Blood Gulch, or Snipers in the Power Station?" When I got up to pee, it was 2am.

"Yo dude, I gotta work tomorrow..."

"OK, but let's just clear this level and smoke another one before you go."

I had severe halotosis on the way home, with green crosshairs hovering in my field of vision...the flood was everywhere, splattering off the windshield of my Warthog as I crushed them into roadkill.

by jona fin May 12, 2009

halotosis

Bad breath suffered by the religious

Father O'Reilly's halotosis wasn't so noticeable after he'd been drinking whiskey

by Emma Chizett December 6, 2006

halomitosis

A disease quikly spreading around the world. This disease makes you addicted to video gaming (not just halo). Common symptoms are lack of sleep, pretending to carry around a gun with you, threatening to shoot people with plasma guns, and calling everyone a n00b. People who suffer from halomitosis usually stay in dark rooms gaming (which leadis to their pale skin and fear of sunlight). They also hav poor social lives and are called losers.

As the Halo 3 hype grows exponentially larger, the halomitosis epidemic grows along with it. Anyone without any self control or friends hase a small chance of surviving this epidemic.

by runningbacontree September 22, 2007

halo3osis

its when u just got halo and noticed the the campaign is like a lil longer than gears so u go on online for like 5658 hours till you miss the school bus and realize that the game fuel taste terrible but ur just owing so much u basely just dident care and keep on playing till kidposin owns u and ur relived from ur trance.

guy 1: yo man i have terrible halo3osis and i missed school and that test.

guy 2: o man the test was easy but why did u decide to come in.

guy 1: one word kidposin

by dominic sisti January 3, 2009