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half time talk
The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.
Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.
half time talk by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019
half time flush
The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."
"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
half time flush by K Scott December 23, 2011
half-time hoot
the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.
half-time hoot by SLSS April 25, 2007
Half-Time Special
The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!
I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
Half-Time Special by GKripe February 22, 2011
Half time idiot
Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.
"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."
"Is he a half time idiot?"
"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."
"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."
"Is he a half time idiot?"
"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."
"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."
Half time idiot by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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