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half-time

Half-time tryin to blurp us, but they aint shit
by D-ru July 23, 2005
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Half time

A rent a cop Mall security or any wannabe ass popo mofo.
Cliff said whats up half time to mall security.
by Grimm666 August 12, 2006
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half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.
Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.
by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019
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half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.
"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."
by K Scott December 23, 2011
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half-time hoot

the act of relighting a previously put out joint because everyone got way too stoned to finish it the first time, but now is ready for a second round.
Hey I`m sober, wanna half-time hoot?
by SLSS April 25, 2007
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Half-Time Special

The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!
I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
by GKripe February 22, 2011
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Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.
"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."
by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016
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