half-boner 

also known as "the chubs", a half-boner is semi erection of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half-boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half-boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

half-boner by Mikey Mike and da Funky Bunch February 14, 2009

half boner 

The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.

Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.

half boner by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003

[half boner] 

when a male's penis is half excited or simply half hard. the awkward stage before a full erection.

It wasn't bad enough you had a half boner behind my back, I had to find out from dan, who couldn't wait to rub it in my face.

[half boner] by franths puthies April 4, 2009

half boner 

also known as "the chubs", a half boner is semi erection (technically hemi erection) of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

half boner by Mikey Mike and da Funky Bunch February 14, 2009

boner and a half 

a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.

if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''

boner and a half by Stuart Stevenson June 11, 2006