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half sandwich

1 piece of bread with turkey meat, a sliver of cheddar cheese, 1 pickles and a dabble of mustard folded over
I could really use only a half sandwich
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Half a sandwich

This is an urban legend at a high school in New Jersey. Supposedly, one boy, a freshman, was smoking pot, and did not have any money for his "pot food." Meanwhile, another boy, a sophomore, had a sandwich and ate half. He was no longer hungry. So desperate, the freshman asks the sophomore, "Hey, could I have half the sandwich?" Both high out of their minds, the sophomore replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick first." As the rumor has it, the freshman did go ahead with the task, to achieve his craving of hunger, half the sandwich.
What would you do for Half a sandwich ?
Umm, idk run a mile?
How about SMD!

Half a sandwich

What everyone calls Kade. Insted of Halavonich we say half a sandwich
Hey, Is that Kade Half a Sandwich?

40 Bucks and Half a Subway Sandwich

When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.
Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.

Half a shit sandwich 

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

one and a half sandwiches 

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"
one and a half sandwiches by jformo October 28, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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