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Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party 

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.
Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

Half Mother 

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)
Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.
Half Mother by Alchemic Dragon September 16, 2010

half mother 

Sam and Calvin have the same father but different mother's. Sam's mother Lydia is Calvin's half mother.
half mother by UnaMalachica February 15, 2010

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.
half a month by sleepy254 March 30, 2016
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