half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

half hitch by The Shanman April 2, 2015

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hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008

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half hitch • hitched for half a monkey • halfbitch • Halfwitch • Half-life 2 • half life • Half and half • HALF-BAKED • Half • Half a Fag

halfbitch

a woman of short statue, usually below 5 foot

hahaha, Victor's got himself a Slacky wide on for that halfbitch!

halfbitch by FistyTheFerret August 27, 2005

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halfbitch

Small person of the female gender.

Denny turned up to my party with a halfbitch.

halfbitch by Fisty the Ferret August 27, 2005

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Halfwitch

Female of halfwit

She is such a halfwitch

Halfwitch by J.L.Finney October 18, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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