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An interrogative used in place of the phrase "what the heck". When using the phrase hake please note that you dont say "what the hake", but simply "hake". The word was invented in 2006 by word masters Andre G and Johnny B.
Common misspellings are "Hayck" and "hakyeedkkheykkc".
The word was invented to do away with laboriously saying "what the heck?".
Dude 1: hey, Dude 2, are you gay?
Dude 2: Hake? No!
hake by BILLY MANORJES April 3, 2007
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Those two are hakes bro!
Hake by Mighty Word God July 20, 2021

hake's bakies 

A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".
Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.
hake's bakies by biggest hoss November 30, 2017

hake jutton 

hake jutton is the coolest kid ever he hates lif because he is bad
dont be a hake jutton or youll die
hake jutton by lamuel spaing July 28, 2022

dirty hake 

A very slutty chick who will fuck anybody anywhere.
Dude you don't want to take that dirty hake home! She'll get pregnent on purpose.
dirty hake by JaRod. March 14, 2010

lizzie hake 

Have you ever met a Lizzie. If you have then your lucky your even luckier if you have met a Lizzie hake. The name even rhymes with cake. Lizzie hake is funny, kind, clumsy, smart, beautiful she has brown hair that fades to blue has hazel and greenish brown eyes. All the guys love her . But to afraid to ask her out. The players who do are brave but... get rejected because she is too good for them. Her laugh is like music to your ears. Also usually silent . good with the grades. Best friends. Interups a lot! But you get used to it.
Whoa dude did you hear that Lizzie hake rejected Chris now he thinks she hates him!

Lizzie hake ran into a wall to day and fell down the stairs twice!!!
lizzie hake by Teya da unicorn November 21, 2017
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