1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

The Hairy Taco by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

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hairy ass taco

When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it

I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly

hairy ass taco by Homie wit a white pecker February 10, 2018

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hair taco

a nick name for the female clitoris

oh fuck shes got a fucking hairy taco man

hair taco by ram man April 27, 2003

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hair taco

the process of slaming a book in a girls long hair.

i made marissa a hair taco today. did not go well

hair taco by joey douglas grant June 8, 2010

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