an unshaven, unkept vagina
I went down on her hairy taco.
by brenda October 3, 2003
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He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.
by alex kat November 14, 2005
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A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.
by Medic98 March 27, 2018
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1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.
"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."
by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003
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When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it
I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly
by Homie wit a white pecker February 11, 2018
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