hairy bear 

A large and extremely hairy guy that you don't want to mess with.

Brittney would rather be with a hairy bear like James Gandolfini than a ripped hairless fag like Vin Diesel and all of the guys on the show Jersey Shore.

hairy bear by Veryhairyguy4ValeriePoxleitner August 11, 2010

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

Hairy Bear Fairy by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

hair bear 

a person sporting an afro, large mass of poofy curls, or other gingantic hairstyle that approaches or exceeds the size of that person's head, often with a hair pick stuck in it for ornamentation.

Down in the front, hair bear!

hair bear by SmartyG September 8, 2006

hair bear bunch 

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

hair bear bunch by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

hair bear 

also know as hurr burr, Derogatery Term used To Someone With Beautiful and long/big Hair.

Hahaha. Look at that pikey and all that hair. What a hair bear.

hair bear by Jedgreen February 14, 2008

Hairy Beary 

A small Hispanic boy that we all know and love that will eat the loli pussy so good that there none left for the rest of the family.

That nigga is one Hairy Beary, know what i'm sayin?

Hairy Beary by CatDisc October 15, 2016

Bear Hair 

To have Bear Hair is to have hair that resembles animal fur on the top of your head. Some people with Bear Hair have been quoted on having an animal mounted to their heads, because their hair is that Bearish.

Jack: So have you seen Owen's Bear Hair, it looks like he has a dead cat on the top of his head.

Owen: Shut up Jack!

Jack: Get that hair soughted then!

Bear Hair by cazzatheapache May 7, 2010