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hairy baby 

A domestic cat.
Originating from the Diseny movie Big Hero 6.
Haaaiiiirrrrryyy baby!
Hairy baby.
hairy baby by TheDevinGreat April 13, 2015
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homeless hairy man baby 

Elia V.

A child of many mysteries, a phenomenon, may have come from Area 51
Oh my god, Elia, the homeless hairy man baby is coming!!

baby hair 

The shorter hair starting at the beginning of your headline. Some might have them and other may not. Don't get your baby hair mistaken with your full grown hair that people just looking slicking on their foreheads like damn fools.
Oh yes girl. You slicked those baby hairs down.
baby hair by YouDreamMocha July 23, 2017

Baby Hair 

Are the hairs at the beginning of your hair line, usually on girls. Their small and soft. Don’t confuse this with your grown up hair.
1: look, I have baby hair!
2: yeah work those baby hairs!
Baby Hair by Elle_The_Potatoe July 20, 2019

Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) 

Observed disorder of human anatomy is a chronic condition known as Mexican Baby Hair (AKA MBH). MBH is a genetic disease that is not fully understood however it is predominantly seen in Mexican babies. MBH can be seen at the top of the human forehead where the first follicles appear as thin wispy strands immediately preceding the more traditional tuft of human hair. Although both male and female Mexican babies can inherit this disease, it is believed that 95% of recorded examples appear in female Mexican babies. Some astute scientists have argued that this disease should be renamed Female Mexican Baby Hair, however the acronym FMBH happens to be frequently used ghetto slang which stands for "F*** my
bodily health" which most feel would be highly confusing to certain ghetto communities. Therefore, MBH is the most widely accepted acronym for this disease. While the vast majority of those afflicted are actual Mexican babies, there are some Caucasian women who also suffer from this strange condition. If you meet a women suspected of having MBH, you may want closely inspect the area or perhaps ask her kindly to lift the front area of her hair for confirmation. Some unfortunate rumors have led to the belief that this condition is contagious. It is not. Some rural communities still believe this condition is contagious and have taken drastic steps to curb the spread by isolating the victims and
even imprisoning them.
Hanna Ruth has Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) and should be jailed.
I saw a dirty homeless person hiding his Mexican Baby Hair (MBH) with a beanie.

Baby hair 

When ghetto girls grease the wispy hair at the edges of their hair. They likely have long fake tacky fingernails.
These girls get mad and downvoted this
Look at Shaneequa teaching that white girl who wants to be black to grease her baby hair down with toothpaste
Baby hair by PJ likes medium butts December 5, 2020

baby hair 

when you try to grease down the fine hair that's not as long as your natural hair mostly ghetto people do this so dont do baby hair
ghetto hoochie mama with baby hair
omg, i'm gonna grease my baby hair for the party tonight and i'm gonna work every guy there
baby hair by katie magana January 25, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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