1. noun The female genitalia. Probably originated from performing the act of oral sex on a woman who doesnt trim often, However it can also apply to a female with any legth and/or style of pubic hair.

2. Used to describe the unsatisfactory attitude or demeanor of another.

1. I had a little hairburger on my lunch break but no sex.

2. Man you are such a hairburger.

hairburger by Evan Schmit December 11, 2005

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Hairburner

A negative term for a really bad hairdresser.

I told LaFonda all those damn hairburners at that big-name cosmetology school would ruin her weave!

Hairburner by joey jack 3 September 3, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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