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Haidance 

Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete
Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA
Haidance by Positive.carlie July 6, 2018

Haidance 

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.
You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*
Haidance by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019

heidence 

1. v. bother or inconvenience.
2. n. problem, annoyance.
3. n. possession of patience.

Etymology
Old English hedan- “to take care, attend.”
Old English hood- guard or regard.
The language institute proffesor has little heidence for those who are not inclined to expand their vocabulary.

Phil, you look heidenced; is there anything I can do to help?
heidence by SRG2008 April 14, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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