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Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
Related Words
hagara • Hagar • hapara • Hadara • hagaa • hagard • hawara • Haarani • haarati • Hagaha

Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.
Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"
Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015
Hasara means “smile”. This name is commonly used in Sri Lanka and Hasara defines “Hasaralla” which simply means smile. This name is often given to a girl who always have a smile on her face and has a beautiful smile as well.
Hasara has a beautiful smile.
Hasara smiles all the time.
Hasara by AiyeshaFonseka May 22, 2021
The commonly accepted abreviation for Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.

See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist
The Hagaren fandom has spawned some of the best fan crack around; why, just look at Lightbulb!Envy. (see lightbulb)
Hagaren by Firien May 13, 2005
The Hazaras are the third largest ethnic group of Afghanistan, native to Hazarajat. They're essentially a diverse and mixed race, descended native Iranic peoples of Afghanistan and Turko-Mongols from North-Central/North/East Asia, many claim to be descendents of Genghis Khan. They are definitely NOT pure Mongolians despite some looking predominantly East Asian, many look different as they are a very diverse people. They speak Hazaragi, an Iranic language mutually intelligible with Dari (Afghan Persian) but contains many Altaic words as well. However genetically, they are closer to the Turkic peoples of Afghanistan such as the Uzbeks than the other Iranic speaking peoples. What makes them distinct from all the other ethnic groups is the fact that they are almost entirely Shi'ite (although there are minority shi'ites in Pashtun and Tajik peoples).
Hazaras are probably the most discriminated people in Afghanistan.
Hazaras by al-spiderman-al-paki October 27, 2019

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
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