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haeam

A rising instagram celebrity, who's name has been adapted to fit numerous social situations.

Noun.,
a schmeggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy boy

Verb.,
to be cool
Adverb.,
(Haeamly); to do something in the same manner which Haeam would, ie being pegged.
Adjective: synonymous with glittery
Haeam: My name is Haeam

Fan girls: oh dang really??? that's so haeam! I can't wait to haeamly peg you.

Haeam: that's a very Haeam top you have there.
Fan girl: thank you I got it for Glitter R Us
by cheeseman ;) March 11, 2021
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Haemorrhoid Buster

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”
by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016
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harambe's law

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
by Benny1985 November 15, 2016
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Harambetard

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
by pwnageforever September 20, 2016
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woko haram

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.
When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.
by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019
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Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.
Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...
by logusviringenious August 15, 2016
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Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016
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