haeam 

A rising instagram celebrity, who's name has been adapted to fit numerous social situations.

Noun.,
a schmeggxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy boy

Verb.,
to be cool
Adverb.,
(Haeamly); to do something in the same manner which Haeam would, ie being pegged.
Adjective: synonymous with glittery

Haeam: My name is Haeam

Fan girls: oh dang really??? that's so haeam! I can't wait to haeamly peg you.

Haeam: that's a very Haeam top you have there.
Fan girl: thank you I got it for Glitter R Us

haeam by cheeseman ;) March 11, 2021

Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.

Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!

Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

woko haram 

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.

When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.

woko haram by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019

Harambe flipping

Taking LSD and Viagra at the same time.

Yeah, Harambe flipping might be the real deal. I think I'm done with LSD for a while now...

Harambe flipping by logusviringenious August 15, 2016

Harambe's Law 

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

Harambe's Law by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016