Definitions by pseudoraphael

bombing 

From the English "carpetbombing". The systematic targeting of a geographic region with street-art and/or graffiti.

Have you seen SAMO? Yo, he got up! He was bombing all of Flushing last night!

bombing by pseudoraphael July 26, 2020

procedural chess 

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

procedural chess by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

social distancing 

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.

"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."

social distancing by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020

woko haram 

A portmanteau of woke and Boko Haram. The fundamentalist cult of Diversity, Inclusion, & Equity.

When Nancy dared to question the legitimacy of replacing the school's own flag with the Homosexual Pride one, Woko Haram issued a fatwa against her and she was #cancelled from polite society, losing her job, her family, her friends, her dignity, and her self-respect.

woko haram by pseudoraphael November 3, 2019

ratchet 

Diminutive of "wretched": of poor character; nasty; dirty; foul; morally reprehensible.

It's just a matter of time before these ratchet kids you hanging with get you in trouble.

ratchet by pseudoraphael December 2, 2014