A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.
I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.
by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022
Get the Hadoop mug.A defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough anal sex. Likely originates as a contraction of the phrase "I had to poop" or "hadda poop".
by dookiesquirts March 20, 2014
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by speks December 4, 2012
Get the hadoop mug.A real-life special attack achieved by reaching down the back of your pants as you fart to catch the gas in your hands, and then thrusting your palms forward, sending a surge of invisible destructive spirit energy flying towards your opponent.
I knocked my roommate unconscious by focusing my chi through my colon and into my cupped hands, and then into his face accompanied by a cry of "Hadookie!"
by Bogrimm June 5, 2017
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by Nigerian warrior September 25, 2018
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by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018
Get the Hadoodum mug.A double hadooken is when a guy brings a girl home but isn't enough for her sexually so his friend finishes her off.
The chick was hot and insatiable so I had to rest and tag my friend in to give her the double hadooken.
by Ayres_Ryder November 15, 2010
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