Hadoop 

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.

I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.

Hadoop by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022

Hadoop 

A defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough anal sex. Likely originates as a contraction of the phrase "I had to poop" or "hadda poop".

Careful, there's a hadoop in the bed.

Shit, I just hadooped.

Hadoop by dookiesquirts March 20, 2014

hadoop 

To deceive or outwit (someone) by being cunning or skillful

That's the last time he'll hadoop me!

hadoop by speks December 4, 2012

Hadookie 

A real-life special attack achieved by reaching down the back of your pants as you fart to catch the gas in your hands, and then thrusting your palms forward, sending a surge of invisible destructive spirit energy flying towards your opponent.

I knocked my roommate unconscious by focusing my chi through my colon and into my cupped hands, and then into his face accompanied by a cry of "Hadookie!"

Hadookie by Bogrimm June 5, 2017

Hadoo 

The default word to yell when someone walks past your screen during a tense moment.

So I was playing metal gear solid and then my bro walked in the way while I was about to shoot someone so I yelled "HADOOOOOOOOOO"

Hadoo by Nigerian warrior September 25, 2018

Hadoodum 

Hadoodum is a small round pencil sharpener friend with lots of love to give!

“Aw, thanks man! Your such a hadoodum!”

Hadoodum by Tonibomboni October 19, 2018

Double Hadooken 

A double hadooken is when a guy brings a girl home but isn't enough for her sexually so his friend finishes her off.

The chick was hot and insatiable so I had to rest and tag my friend in to give her the double hadooken.

Double Hadooken by Ayres_Ryder November 15, 2010